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Rod bumper

That dude’s a total rod bumper.

That rod bumper over there just bought Dave a beer.
by Joey C-Note February 20, 2019
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Hot rod

When you burn your dick with a blow torch and insert it into woman’s ham wallet
Yo Jake I just put my hot rod in some girls Bitch wrinkle
by Bigtityfart April 10, 2025
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Lead rod

A male sex organ that can survive a neuclear fallout
Man that thing is a lead rod!
by Mernuckle March 20, 2019
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Avalanche Rod

I just got the Avalanche Rod!!
by Endermanxstar February 5, 2025
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std rod

a male/man with a penis who loves sleeping around and being a fuckboy. a manwhore who thinks sleeping around so much will eventually get him a wife or will make him more attractive to the women around him. all he will bring to his future wife/girlfriend is a small rod with a huge weight of stds and other diseases as well as baggage. women should stay away from std rods and not touch those hoes with a ten foot pole.
girl 1: "omg david is so cute, no wonder girls are always around him. you think i should talk to him?"
girl 2: "oh david? him and his friends tried to fuck my friend and even told me if i sent. they look like the type to sleep around and probably carry an std rod by the way they be acting, disgusting."
by leonsass August 3, 2024
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measuring rod

Einstein was known for his thought experiments with measuring rods when explaining relativity.

1 - A tool used to physically measure lengths and survey areas of various sizes.
2 - Einstein's dick.
"The rigid measuring rod is thus shorter when in motion than when at rest, and the more quickly it is moving, the shorter is the rod."

"And how big is your new TV Herr Einstein?
About 4 and half measuring rods."
by FriendlyHacker July 27, 2015
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Sounding Rod

Similar to tuning forks, they are acoustic resonators that allow you to tune instruments to the perfect frequency.
I used a sounding rod today to adjust my singing voice.
by feelsman May 9, 2025
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