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Phantom neutral

Shifting a driver’s transmission into neutral from a passenger seat, without their knowledge.
Vrooooom!

“Wtf?”

Phantom neutral!”

“lol you asshole!”
by Idriveaturbomiata March 19, 2023
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Renaissance Phantom Dump

Someone who leaves a big dump in an office desk drawer in retaliation for the recipient getting to work early and destroying the community restroom.
Adam blew up the first floor bathroom before work again, so tomorrow I'm going to leave him a Renaissance phantom dump to teach him a lesson.
by PColaCajun December 23, 2023
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Phantom Ruby

The Phantom Ruby is a gemstone that can form illusions that can trick others into thinking something is real.
I used the Phantom Ruby to trick my friend into playing Sonic Forces.
by Sodascho98724 July 17, 2023
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Phantom flavor

When you drink a lot of one kind of alcohol, then the next day you suddenly taste that alcohol again in your mouth all at once for no reason. Only lasts a few moments, but the memory can be painful. Often occurs in conjunction with a hangover.
I was sitting at my computer all day after playing Edward 40-hands and I suddenly got phantom flavor of malt liquor. Made me want to die.
by sunrise papaya January 7, 2010
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western-phantom

An unorthodox grip in manual penile stimulation made popular by star trek, anime and perl fanboys in the early, late 20th century ('88-'92). The procedure is somewhat technical and involves depriving the user's weak hand of blood to the point that it becomes numb. The user then positions the effectively dead, or "strange" hand about the penis in such a fashion that the thumb and index finger of said hand are closest to the pubicle sack with respect to the glans. The "strange" hand is moved reciprocally toward and away from the glans until it stings with the tang of reperfusion or the female-borg-picture becomes sticky somehow.
"After I banged out that packet streamlining protocol on my p815 with shadow-masking, I totally got a handy from this chick at the Final Fantasy convention...her name was western-phantom. I promised myself I wouldn't cry..."
by Q Roberts January 12, 2008
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ghost phantom

When you take a poo but there is no evidence

Leaving you to question... “Did I actually poo?”

Ghost: When there is no skid on the TP

Phantom: When the log goes straight down the pipe without flushing

Side note: You better put that toilet paper straight back. It’s still pristine. Think about the environment.
OMG! I did a Ghost Phantom!
by Lil’ Chance of being a Rapper September 9, 2020
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Phantom Snacker

An unknown raider who eats food without purchasing the item. Has never been seen but evidence of open or half eaten food packages can be found in virtually any supermarket/store. Often leaving food in an unrelated area.
Employee 1: why is there an open package of Oreos in the electronics section?

Employee 2: the Phantom Snacker strikes again.
by Phantomsnacker3 January 2, 2017
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