Mud Noodling

The act of sticking your fist up a girls ass as you stick your penis inside her vagina and then proceeding to jerk yourself off through the thin skin dividing her poop shoot and pussy.

Dude, last night my step-mom said if I finished my homework on time I could do whatever I wanted that evening, so I took her mud noodling

by SśS January 30, 2019

Mud-Suprise

A mud-suprise is something you give to your cat after a long shower. your body feels warm, relaxed, almost in a nirvana state, thats why you need to face fuck your cat

OJ Sampson:"Hey, Fellow PETA supporter. How was the Mud-Suprise you gave to your cat"
PETA-supporter: "I want to riddle my own dong"

by An obivious cuck April 9, 2017

mud demon

Referring to take a massive shit

Hey sorry for the late reply man I was just unleashing a Mud Demon

by poonhound9921013 August 3, 2018

mud dipper

A man that is willing to have sex with a woman that has IBS (Irritable Bowl Syndrome) or diarrhea. He / possibly she (with a strap-on) has no concern with getting "poop" on their "dick", and will go back for more multiple times.

"Hey Becky, I dont know what to do with Steve. I might have diarrhea."

"If he is a mud dipper, you guys shouldnt have a problem"

by Tempy123 July 28, 2016

Mud Paddle

An abnormally large black penis

Barry’s mud paddle could do some major damage! Any girl getting that flopped out on them might run scared!

by The J-Mann August 15, 2018

Mud Mit

Your bung-hole, asshole, fart cannon, or turd cutter all means the same thing.

Dude you should have seen it, I managed to fit a whole jar into my mud mit with room to spare!

by The Mud Mitler April 22, 2023

Mud Flapped

Mud flapped. The female version of getting tea bagged in a video game after you get killed. The act of repeatedly squatting up and down on the head of the player you just killed.

After she killed me she mud flapped me to establish her dominance and let me know that I am trash.

by 4Fingersdeep September 17, 2023