garden meditation

Thoughtfully tending to your ladygarden; jilling off.

Lady Chatterley thought of Mellors and his John Thomas as she indulged in a little garden meditation.

by Mavis O'Reilly June 1, 2018

grey gardening

When you spend at least 24 hours in the same clothing, often unshowered, not leaving your home or the home of your closest friend. Activities include doom scrolling, watching trashy movies, drinking tea. Done in pairs.

"We spent the weekend grey gardening at Amber's house."

by mememepickles February 21, 2025

Holcomb Garden Center

A florist that closed its doors

Holcomb Garden Center closing after 52 years as new shopping centers planned for Hixson, Fort Oglethorpe sites

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Grow A Garden

A very popular Roblox game that has you make a garden with plant seeds that have varying rarities

For a better Def go play the game on Roblox

Yo bro lets hop on Grow A Garden

by Absolute Rizzler May 25, 2025

Garden hose

Anyone that would shoot somebody over a garden hose is a luttle too silly to have a gun.

I shot the guy who was going to shoot me over the garden hose before he could do it because I knew he wasn't right in the head, which is a good reason.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

grow a garden

addicting game 🌒🌒
fuckass ppl play it but also cool ppl do

dude: wanna play grow a garden?
dude2: sybau bro, lets play adopt me instead 🫢🫢

by Randomassvr May 30, 2025

Absolute Garden Gnome

That one guy who eats all your food in your fridge with his pants off.
He wack, but he yo homie. you get mad at him but you get over it.
He comes out as gay but he's still your little horny elf.
he sends you dick pics but you still love him.

"You mother fucking absolute garden gnome i hate you come here and suck my dick"

by a3sw4ed5rftijkoplkijuhygtfrdfy October 22, 2020