all that fails

A failing rock group based in London who frequently disagree with on/off singer Jp Palin, have no real fixed bassist and drummer and generally suck. Despite this, they have a somewhat large following made up by friends and whores, all of whom favour the band to local rivals, Weekend Religion, who suck. Jon Horton and Jordan Philips, they key members of the group meet fairly regularly to write emotional music, cry and touch, and have now produced 5 songs, none of which are nearly good enough to play to an audience. Band members also encourage the adding of ATF to friend's mysspace pages and msn screennames. The logo seems to appear on many local objects including school desks and drunk people's faces

"man, you know they're better than those fags in weekend religion"

"dude, get these shites off and get some atf goin!"

"vote all that fails!"

"all that fails: now there's a band who suck"

by ATF January 8, 2006

Epi-fail

Epicly epic fail.

Yeah, he totally epi-failed.

by Holly Estelle January 2, 2009

Epic Fail

Josh Evans

Josh Evans is an epic fail.

Please publish this.
No one likes him at all

by manyperson August 10, 2009

fail bomb

when a bomb dosent go off when u expect it to, u go up to the bomb and it explodes next 2 u, killling u and then being called fail ur self although no 1 figures out that it is the bombs fault

person1: av u heard bout this lad that got killed by a bomb
person2: ye wot about it
person1: he went right next 2 it cos it didn't blow up when he wanted
person2: wot a retard
person1: it was the bombs fault aswell, it should av gone off
person2: guess so fail bomb

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009

Swag Fail

To have a swag level of 0.. In which you try to rock jean shorts..rocawear..southpole..and anything that can be bought at below retail price.

Did you see the new cholo? Talk about Swag Fail.

by Ole Swagg Master August 23, 2011

Party Fail

Used to describe a group of people that suck all at the same time. It must be at least 3 or more people and there is no limit to how many people can be in the, Party.

Tom-Lame
Cindy-Dumb
Evan-Stupid
Tom,cindy, and even together-Party Fail

by irishjoy August 19, 2008

senses fail

The only band I've ever listened to who have successfully made a depressing song about pirates. Dude, thats just wrong...

Example of Senses Fail's depressing pirate lyrics:

This captain goes down with his ship,
All hands on deck, stand hip to hip.
I shout the orders, shoot to kill.
<inaudable whiny screams meant to sound "hardcore">

by good-music-liker October 16, 2005