Ming Huang Ding

A person who probably weighs over 300 pounds

Ming Huang Ding sat on Daniel and crushed his legs.

by Justing0999 March 4, 2022

Ding-sling

An event or device that causes one to have a euphoric and momentous experience.

Our spa appointment at the Broadmoor resort was a real ding-sling.

by GJ2 July 2, 2021

avoid the ding

Similar to "no pun intended", but to avoid people dinging the bad-pun bell

"To avoid the ding, the computer issues are quite binary"

by daxtonizawesome January 3, 2025

Ding

A name to give someone, it can mean anything.

Sage: ur literally such a ding
Kylie: fu

by Guava4 March 10, 2017

Ding the dong

Ding the dong means just jacking off. The term is from the word ,,ding dong" meaning penis. When you are dinging the dong, you are just masturbating.

Dood1: My bitch dang my dong yesterday
Dood2: great to hear that homie, I actually haven't dinged my dong in about a week, but when I will do the schlonging elonging, I will definitely watch some twitch thots for sure.
Dood1: Then I wish you that when you will ding the dong, you will nut so good, you'll be fucking dead.

by PinkAdmiral April 2, 2019

Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

A mega racist ass word to those wth eyes basically closed (asians)

My asian friend is a Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

by LC Gilly November 2, 2022

ding

to acquire media illegally on the internet, to stream from an illegal service, or to watch it for free when you would otherwise pay for the movie or a subscription service

“I think I’ll ding that new movie instead of buying a $20 DVD.”
“There’s an awesome website where you can watch dinged movies for free!”

by Rejectedwiggle May 16, 2020