A secret society of the brightest minds Warwick University has ever seen. They say those lads are gonna take over the world one day, and I wouldn't doubt it.
by Flat 17 November 22, 2021

Tyning flats is the ultimate location for a smoke up and a session with the notorious chavs and the Tyning in whom those who live there normally smoke crack in the stairwell
Down the road the hut stands graffitied by Children who smoke burn
Numerous shoutings is heard at the shithole Tyning
Down the road the hut stands graffitied by Children who smoke burn
Numerous shoutings is heard at the shithole Tyning
John: yo Kieran g you wanna go to Tyning flats to chill
Kieran: Nah g dont wanna get smoked by some chav
Kieran: Nah g dont wanna get smoked by some chav
by Chilcomptonbilll January 31, 2020

Flat us houses people no one else is willing to house…YOUNGSTERS.
It's the one true solution for all a youngster could require when shifting to an unknown city for studies or for work.
Affordable prices, quality home-cooked meals for every palate and complete privacy from landlords randomly barging into their rooms are some of the features it offers, but what truly sets it apart is that you might feel like you found your soul-mate in your room-mate. Yes, that’s the power of their compatibility test which will make sure you and all your room mates are 100% functional and jell with each other.
A blessing in disguise for all those starting a new life in a whole new place isn't it?
It's the one true solution for all a youngster could require when shifting to an unknown city for studies or for work.
Affordable prices, quality home-cooked meals for every palate and complete privacy from landlords randomly barging into their rooms are some of the features it offers, but what truly sets it apart is that you might feel like you found your soul-mate in your room-mate. Yes, that’s the power of their compatibility test which will make sure you and all your room mates are 100% functional and jell with each other.
A blessing in disguise for all those starting a new life in a whole new place isn't it?
by team flat us November 26, 2021

Would you look at the rain? Just like a frog pissing on a flat rock.
The bills are piling up like a mule pissing on a flat rock
The bills are piling up like a mule pissing on a flat rock
by Larin Noel October 2, 2016

by ac000000 January 11, 2011

Hey Molly did you get the notes for last weeks lecture? I didn't even bother, Ms. Smith's lectures are hella flat anyways.
by queeritating February 27, 2020

Moving as fast as you possibly can, usually used to describe a medical helicopter flying as fast as they possibly can in order to save a life.
*sound of helicopter overhead*
“Hey? What’s that sound?”
*listening*
“That’s the sound of Metro Life Flight flat ass bookin!”
“Hey? What’s that sound?”
*listening*
“That’s the sound of Metro Life Flight flat ass bookin!”
by trparky February 16, 2021
