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smurf-tastic

Something smurf-tastic is like if you had the trifecta of ninjas, pirates, and robots combined with the power of Chuck Norris cameo's and jokes all riding on a Giraffe.
I had the MOST smurf-tastic weekend! Avatar is a totally smurf-tastic movie!
by wherami January 19, 2010
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teetis

a penis looking tit or, a tit looking penis.
your dick is like a teetis.
by Branden B. November 1, 2004
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testimonial

the equivalent of a myspace comment on hi5 (aka the latin & asian myspace).

however, hi5 testimonials differ from myspace comments in that you must say something incredibly nice about the person. It cant just be "hey, what's up?" it has to be something great like, "You have been my friend for years, I love you so much, you're the best" and so on. Also, people compete over how many testimonials they have on hi5 because, if you have more testimonials, it means that a lot of people love you a lot because they have written really nice stuff about you.
Here are some examples:

Standard myspace comment:
3/22/2006 8:02 PM

Hello my brazilian friend.

Standard hi5 testimonial:
Hey dude. Yeah, I hadnt come up with the words to say it but I want to tell you that you are a kickass friend. You always hear me whine about life so much, and I really appreciate your patience and wisdom. Im really grateful that I got to know you (even if the first impression sucked) because you've turned out to be one of my best friends!
by humans are scary June 11, 2006
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testicle

Small enclosed cubical area used by technicans.
I am a lead technician. I have 8 testees that report to me and they work in those testicles over there.
by SWZ September 25, 2003
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testicles

the round spheres that all boys such as Frankie Muniz have; they are there for people to knee, kick, bite, and punch
Please knee me in my testicles.
by Danny December 12, 2003
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Toronto Testicle Tap

When you submerge your hand in icy water until it is nearly frozen. Then you lightly tap someone's testicles with your hand.
Oh man, I just spent last night with some Canadian girl. She started things off with a toronto testicle tap. It totally killed the mood. I don't know what was up with her.
by RougeLeader13 August 27, 2006
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