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process tech 

Someone who wasn’t intelligent enough to be an engineer. Also known as a “pretendgineer”
I wish we had some real engineers instead of all these process techs.
process tech by Billyblanksbody October 14, 2021
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Lane tech 

I have never been to this school
HOOOOG RIDAAAAA said the sped class at lane tech
Lane tech by BigWeeWee186 November 19, 2021

half tech 

Not quite a full tech... The effort is there tho!!
She's only a half Tech... She'll eventually be a full tech soon enough!!
half tech by R.L.R. March 20, 2022

Rick the Auto Tech 

A farm boy who still owns a flip phone. He typically likes to ride on back roads and think about life in his cummins. He loves to fix up his cummins all the time, thus the auto tech.
Wow! Did you see Rick the Auto Tech? He has a new cab on his cummins!
Rick the Auto Tech by redneckrebel14 November 11, 2014

Staten Island Tech 

Some of the teachers have like 4 doctorates and just give hella work and torture you for fun, other teachers become your best friends. All our sports teams suck major ass but the 2020 senior football team thought they were the coolest people on the planet. The track team is a cult of weird nerds. Half the school lives in Brooklyn despite it being in Staten Island. The ones from sheepshead bay are literally the worst people to grace the planet earth. Rude racist Russians who carry long champ bags with Gucci slides despite living in two bedroom apartments in a dog shit neighborhood in Brooklyn. The ones from the island are usually are pretty nice but some are from tottenville and make you want to kill yourself. Literally zero diversity every one is Asian and russian, youre a minority being an Irish kid. Did I mention they force you to take Russian. The Russian teachers are almost all AWFUL literally treat their class like a USSR throwback ball. Everyone’s GPA is a 4.0 and getting an 80 in a class is treated like failing out of highschool. Everyone goes to an Ivy or Binghamton and college acceptance days are treated like literal dooms day. The bathrooms are a smoke show of honors kid burnouts who are desperately trying to get through their day via nicotine and wax pens. Despite all of this I couldn’t imagine myself anywhere else. You get super close with your friends and as much as you hate it one day you’ll look back and wish you could do it all again.
“What’d you do in highschool?”
“Cried, studied, and smoked in the bathrooms.”
“What?”
Oh yeah, I went to Staten Island tech

Virginia Tech 

Everyone in the room takes a shot.
Let's Virginia Tech this tequila!
Virginia Tech by J P B May 8, 2007