half tech

Not quite a full tech... The effort is there tho!!

She's only a half Tech... She'll eventually be a full tech soon enough!!

by R.L.R. March 20, 2022

Rick the Auto Tech

A farm boy who still owns a flip phone. He typically likes to ride on back roads and think about life in his cummins. He loves to fix up his cummins all the time, thus the auto tech.

Wow! Did you see Rick the Auto Tech? He has a new cab on his cummins!

by redneckrebel14 November 11, 2014

Staten Island Tech

Some of the teachers have like 4 doctorates and just give hella work and torture you for fun, other teachers become your best friends. All our sports teams suck major ass but the 2020 senior football team thought they were the coolest people on the planet. The track team is a cult of weird nerds. Half the school lives in Brooklyn despite it being in Staten Island. The ones from sheepshead bay are literally the worst people to grace the planet earth. Rude racist Russians who carry long champ bags with Gucci slides despite living in two bedroom apartments in a dog shit neighborhood in Brooklyn. The ones from the island are usually are pretty nice but some are from tottenville and make you want to kill yourself. Literally zero diversity every one is Asian and russian, youre a minority being an Irish kid. Did I mention they force you to take Russian. The Russian teachers are almost all AWFUL literally treat their class like a USSR throwback ball. Everyone’s GPA is a 4.0 and getting an 80 in a class is treated like failing out of highschool. Everyone goes to an Ivy or Binghamton and college acceptance days are treated like literal dooms day. The bathrooms are a smoke show of honors kid burnouts who are desperately trying to get through their day via nicotine and wax pens. Despite all of this I couldn’t imagine myself anywhere else. You get super close with your friends and as much as you hate it one day you’ll look back and wish you could do it all again.

“What’d you do in highschool?”
“Cried, studied, and smoked in the bathrooms.”
“What?”
“Oh yeah, I went to Staten Island tech”

by Youdeeznuts April 26, 2022

Virginia Tech

Everyone in the room takes a shot.

Let's Virginia Tech this tequila!

by J P B May 8, 2007

V-Tech

To go berserk and shoot every motherfucker in the room. Named after the worst spree killing in US history(as of yet).

"If you all don't shut the fuck up, Imma go V-Tech on all your asses!"

by Ean Frick December 26, 2008

high tech high

a school that you don't want to go to. It is a piece of shit. The only new kids that go here, are kids that can't get pussy or a life. If you come here, your a loser. We can't do anything in this school. Tai Chi is some stupid thing. If you come here, I will personally tell you

Welcome to prison. What cell would you like and whose bitch would you prefer to be?

by Fuck You Couch, Nigga April 22, 2005

V-tech'd

To be shot and killed by someone who is intent on killing you.

I was downtown to buy some crack when I saw my dealer get V-Tech'd right in front of me!

by Nasty Tailwind August 3, 2007