paid under the table

Paid under the table

Paid under the table

by anonymous December 15, 2020

10 legged table

10 legged table refers to when one person is bent forward providing felatio to another person, while being penetrated from behind by additional person, and while simultaneously stimulating two other people with their hands. Five people total are involved in a "10 legged table", the one providing services, and the four receiving.

Dan was satisfied, but sore, following the 10 legged table he performed with the four college basketball players.

by blackhawk45lc October 23, 2023

Table cunt

When you stand on a table and kick the person who is sitting at the table to death

Ima table cunt this motherfucker

by Balls man 1983 July 13, 2023

Minecraft Enchanting Table

The language beyond mortal comprehension, a language preferred by gods.

Person 1: ʖᒷ⍑𝙹ꖎ↸, ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ꖎᔑリ⊣⚍ᔑ⊣ᒷ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣𝙹↸ᓭ!
Person 2: Bro your speaking Minecraft Enchanting Table

by Not_ezekieltem October 11, 2023

hard table

Someone who inspires another

Miss Whitaker is such a hard table. She inspires and motivates us, day after day.

by mawkie August 27, 2017

table pour

Table pour: as a statement - implies beer was so bad you couldn’t risk it staying in your drinking vessel long enough to. Make it to a dump bucket. Properly done by pouring it on the table while maintaining eye contact with whomever gave you this beer.

“Actual water on mars would taste better, even if it would ruin my body by consuming it. This beer is so bad it’s a table pour.”

by toastcowboy November 12, 2017

crap table

Refers to any debris-cluttered horizontal-topped item of furniture normally used for dining, writing/drawing, repairing/constructing, etc.

You can often tell the difference between a bachelor-pad and a couple/family-apartment simply by glancing around to observe how stuff is arranged --- if there's a lady in the house, everything will generally be neat and orderly, whereas a guy who lives alone will likely have at least one crap table where the flotsam and jetsam of typical everyday single-dude existence tends to gravitate to and then never see the light of day for months... he simply tosses his randomly-acquired tidbits there because at the time the items seem too precious/possibly-useful to discard, but then when he eventually has to rummage through his "treasures" to find some solitary item he put there six months ago, he face-palmingly wonders why he ever held onto most of the crap in the first place (extra points if he thought to drag over a wastebasket before beginning his "attack" on the pile).

by QuacksO February 5, 2018