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The Sister Switch (T.S.S)

The sister switch also know as the roomate switch because it applies to roomates and sisters. You find out your girlfriend’s sister/roomate is the more desireable one and you want to switch. How you do it is you suggest a threesome with the sister/roomate to your girlfriend and she is so appauled by the idea she kicks you out. She later vents about to the other and she is secretly flattered why giving fake sympathy. You wait until you girlfriend is at work and you call the sister/roomate. You get past the awkwardness then you ask her out.

There is an alternate scenario where your girlfriend is into it and the sister/roomate is too. In this case you either are very lucky or offered to aide in incest where you are expected to decline.
S6 EP12 of Seinfeld Jerry attempts The Sister Switch (T.S.S) with his girlfriends roomate and gets offered threesome and declines because he’s secretly gay.
by uvogin August 23, 2023
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Lane Switching Tango

When two people keep switching lanes in an attempt to not cause an accident. Typically caused by people who blindly merge.
Man, I was driving to work and this lady nearly hit me and made me do the lane switching tango.
by Rusty BallsR 69 October 29, 2021
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Deadman Switch Armed

Fantastic. I bet you it works too. Let's test it! Round up all the tech freaks and then put a bullet in all of their heads. Obviously save me for last but yes. Let's do it!
Hym "Deadman Switch Armed? Great! That's really good! I was afraid I would die before I found out. Cool. So that's all set... What else? Where's my money? I think all that's left is the credit and money I need to receive publicly."
by Hym Iam October 11, 2025
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beat switch

Where during a song the beat is changed to a different beat.
During the middle of a song the beat switch was when the beat changed from one beat to a different beat
by James lydon November 23, 2023
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murder switch

(n) An event or situation causing an otherwise sane and/or well behaved person to go on a killing spree.
Person 1: Dude, what's your murder switch?
Person 2: If a new Spider-Man movie is made, that would definitely do it.
by JeyBloo June 2, 2015
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That’s Light Switch

Means to say duh to someone when they finally got something correct or they understood something.
Quincy: I heard you and your girl broke up

Jamal: Bruh yea I cut that hoe off like a light switch you just now knowing now that’s light switch
by Handsome Little Liars April 2, 2019
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Bean-Switch

“Hey, did you hear that Amy was born in America but she’s actually a Mexican? What a Bean-Switch”
by Crackston October 1, 2022
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