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Piss-witch

Flexible in meaning. Can be used to describe a disagreeable, unreasonable, or bad-tempered individual.

The word was first used in Malta after the originator - whilst sleeping one night - dreamt of using it in an argument.

The word is now most likely to be used and heard in and around Cardiff and South Wales.
"Excuse me, but I THINK you'll find that the '74 Chateau Latour is in fact, the superior wine, you roguish buffoon."

"Oh pipe down, Hugo, you absolute piss-witch."
by secretsandpies November 11, 2015
mugGet the Piss-witchmug.

schoolboy piss

When an adult male uses a public urinal, but drops his trousers and pants to the floor, revaling his bare arse.
Did you see my mate Jacob in the toilets, pants at his ankles! A schoolboy piss master if I say so myself. Shall we get a drink?
by _The_GP December 20, 2018
mugGet the schoolboy pissmug.

Piss Balloon

A balloon which someone (most likely to be male, and by chance happens to have a pack of party balloons at the time) may piss into at a festival or camping trip, like a waterbomb, if too drunk/tired/cold to leave the tent.
Just be careful not to pop it!
Guy A 'Uh-oh...'
Guy B 'what's up?'
Guy A 'My piss balloon has just exploded'
by paggywaggygumdrops May 5, 2019
mugGet the Piss Balloonmug.

Piss Paws

When your cat or dog steps in his urine, then tracks it all over.
Flluffy has "Piss Paws" and she jumped on my lap. Gross!!
by cheesepleese January 2, 2012
mugGet the Piss Pawsmug.

pissing on the sand

getting thanklessness from others instead of good deeds.
i really helped all my friends, and relatives but they all are thankless to me, it really shows that whatever i did for all of them was just like pissing on the sand.
by anonymous February 18, 2010
mugGet the pissing on the sandmug.

Piss point

The definitive point in ones journey home from a regular night out where it has become tradition to evacuate ones bladder. Locations range from secluded trees to traffic lights
"Hold up lads, piss point"
"Fuck me I don't think I can't make it to piss point"
by Wyrmwood May 24, 2015
mugGet the Piss pointmug.

Mexican piss

The act of taking a piss in public. Where bathrooms are not available.
Jamal "I'll be right back bro"
Challa "we're u going dude"
Jamal "I got to go take a mexican piss"
by Mydickis9inch February 21, 2014
mugGet the Mexican pissmug.

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