insanity on a stick 

Used to describe an activity or situation that is crazy or outrageous.

John: I had nine cups of coffee yesterday. It was insanity on a stick.
Mike: If you think that's insanity on a stick, you should hear about my day. I nearly got eaten by a hyena, and then I got home and found out my cat had been shot. It was insanity on a stick.
John and Mike simultaneously: Insanity on a stick!

insanity on a stick by Trendall July 11, 2011

human centipede on a stick 

A sexual act, performed during an orgy and similar to a human centipede, in which an absurdly long dildo is inserted into one person's anus so far until it exits the mouth, after which it continues into the next person's anus and so on until everyone is skewered.

Person 1: 'Hey, are you gonna be at the party next week? We're gonna be doing a human centipede on a stick.'

Person 2: 'Steve, what the fuck.'

human centipede on a stick by martin4132 March 6, 2017

Shawty pup stick 

When someone want's to be talking trash behind your back but the person is ugly as hell and can't get her facts right

Emma:Oml Lexi is such a Shawty pup stick

Lucy: I know right

Shawty pup stick by Random_PersonGurly April 10, 2021

electronic pimp stick 

The pinnacle of all electronic vaporizers. It’s a device used to maintain an absolute master buzz. You will often find “Drew’s” yielding electronic pimp sticks.

Bystander: Hey Drew can I hit your electronic pimp stick!?
Drew: Yeah, hold up. Let me get one more puff.

electronic pimp stick by Pimper August 31, 2021

couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass 

Referring to someones inability to do something.

Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.

Dude 1: "Let me drive"
Dude 2: "You couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass"

couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass by vkwagz June 14, 2017

Boom Stick 

Double-barrel 12 gauge blue steele Remington shotgun. Retails for around 109.95, produced in Grand Rapids, Michigan.

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Boom Stick by aiden diabhal January 15, 2004

scrotum stick 

When your balls are semi-sweaty, so that your scrotum sticks to the inside of your leg. Usually you can tell a man with scrotum stick by the way he's walking (trying to unstick his sack from his leg by walking in a very open legged motion -- similar to stradle strut for women but for very different reasons) or pulling at his sack so as to relieve the stickiness.

Sean: "What are you doing, streching your hammies?"

Mike: "No, I've got some nasty scrotum stick I'm trying to alleviate."

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"Mike's scrotum stick was even worse because he shaved his balls."

scrotum stick by Severance June 27, 2006