sheep shaggin

Favourite passtime for Ballymena men.

Sammy's ma: Sammy where you goin. Ur never in this house hey.
Sammy: fack sake ma, am just goin do thon car park beside Kentucky Fried Mouse hey.
Sammy's ma: Why ya forever hangin round thon dump wee lad hey.
Sammy: Ma what planet u on then hey. Thars a big sheep shaggin do on thar the night like, hey.
Sammy's ma: Get thon sheep skin coat fram under them thar stairs and take yer wee sister hey.
Sammy: wat fur ma, hey.
Sammys ma: coz i taul ya ta do it and dont ya back cheek me wee lad or i'll tell ur da when he cams back fram tha bog hey.

Q: What do ya call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Ballymena?
A: A leisure centre.

Ballymena chav to his chav mate.
Hey Billy, I gat meself a new girlfriend hey.
Friends reply: What ya call her then Billy hey.
Billy's reply, baaaaaaaaarbarrrrraaaaa
Friend: how ya chat her up then hey
Billy: Get ur wool aff ya fackan sexy bitch coz ur gonna get it tha night hey

by undisclosed desires February 26, 2010

Black Sheep

A beautiful woman who is unique compared to basic white sheep

Marisa is a Black Sheep

by K.M.U.T.M. June 13, 2018

sheep

Things that live in sheepland.

Look at those sheep! They live in Sheepland!

by Mike August 25, 2003

sheep

Sheep are {white-ish} cows, with no spots

"Look its that sign with the cows on it"... "Mom, those are sheep" "...ohhh i was wondering why they didnt have spots"

by some hick girl December 28, 2005

breed sheep

descriptive phrase to emphasize that the atmosphere is uncomfortably hot, air temperature is too high

It's so freaking hot in here you could breed sheep.

by gozozma April 30, 2011

make like a sheeping and get the flock out of here

Get the fuck outta here!

make like a sheeping and get the flock out of here!

by Poirei K. S. May 7, 2007

sheep

The national sex toy of Scotland. Ever wonder why Scottish people wear nothing under their kilts.

Scotland, where the men wear skirts, and the trees are rare, and the sheep are scared.

by lrlfofl October 22, 2003