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vatican postage stamps

Example 1:
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?

Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!

Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.
by Fractious1 November 28, 2017
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rusty stamp

The act of performing anal intercourse and subsequently slapping a left and right hammer strike with a stool stained member on the hips of an unsuspecting partner (regardless of sex).
After a few too many drinks at the shooter bar, I took Annie home and posted her with a rusty stamp!
by sirlixalot September 28, 2010
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Crap Stamp

Evolving from tea bagging, a Crap Stamp is when you touch something or someone important with your butthole.
White claw dude " My bong tastes like a Carnivores shit"

Blue moon dude " Yeah that's because todd put a crap Stamp on it, he puts his asshole on all of your stuff."
by Starfish Kiss October 9, 2020
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Clam stamp

It's the girl version of T-bag. A girl is up above the face of someone else & she would dip down and rub her vagina across their forehead then leave a snail trail.
"If you don't shut your mouth, I'll shut it with my vagina" ... clam stamp.
by Clam stampin May 20, 2021
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poon stamp

Stamping a male on the chest with a menstruating vagina as a sign of ownership.
by jessiecat March 13, 2011
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Stamps

P1: I just watched stamps new video
P2: ew you still watch him he’s old
P1:🖕
by Queen Catmow September 7, 2019
mugGet the Stampsmug.

pucker stamp

When a naked person or animal sits down on something and presses their butthole on that surface.
Did the dog really just pucker stamp my bed pillow???
by IdahoLee February 28, 2023
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