blue squirel

When A Cock Ring Is Too Tight And You Lose Circulation In Your Dick And It Turns Blue

That night sucked, it ended with a blue squirel.

by Cris nic kevin February 21, 2017

packing squirrels

The unkempt hair that sticks out around a girls underwear.

That girl was hot, until she pulled down her pants and i saw she was packing squirrels

by russ e September 10, 2008

squirrel

A female human who chases after some guys nuts; female who wants to have sex with you.

Me: Dude, Taylor is a total squirrel for Jose.
You: Oh shit, you're right!
Together: SQUIRREL!!

by McWims November 10, 2008

squirrelbait

1) a squirrel placed on the end of a fishing rod
2) Budic

Squirrelbait threw a brick through a windshield

by jfdsajkfd January 10, 2008

squirrel

Verb - to hide booze/drugs in the vicinity of a party to consume later. If you can remember where you left it then you're in a fit state to drink/take it. If not then it lies there to be discovered by some lucky partygoer/bastard at a later date. Though it sounds easy there is much more skill involved in a good squirrel than you think.

'Dude, we've run out of booze/drugs/wotsits'
'don't worry man, I squirrelled some in that old fridge in the park'
'there is no fridge in the park'
'shit'

*the months pass*

'check out this shit, someone must have squirrelled it'
'nice, well it's ours now'

by Tomomomomomomom March 13, 2008

squirrel

A guy who is just lookin to get some booty

"I'm just a squirrel tryin to getta nut"

by Foreverangel December 28, 2005

squirrel nutz

Literally a guy with nutz the size of a squirrel's... Too scared to pull the trigger.

Brock: See that girl at the end of the bar?

Rod: Yeah

Brock: Total smokeshow.

Rod: Go talk to her. She's hot, seems normal too.

Brock: Nah, think I'm just gonna hang here. She probably has a boyfriend.

Rod: Who the f*ck cares, Squirrel Nutz.

by akarod September 1, 2009