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backyard squat

when a guy is laying down in bed with a boner and a girl grabs a hold of it, sticks it in her ass, and squats.
Guy: hey babe, i think we should try something new tonight.
Girl: well i heard about this one thing called a backyard squat. sounds like fun.
Guy: whats a backyard squat?
Girl: Nuff said.
by TheVirginMary February 24, 2011
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Scubba-Squatch

A Sasquatch that tends to make its home in aquatic locations. This type of Sasquatch can most likely be found in the midwest but also along the East Coast and sometimes even wandering into public pool areas. The Scubba-Squatch tends to make dams like beavers but much larger because of its massive size and strength. The Scubba-Squatch is the most deadly of all aquatic Sasquatch.
Get off my diving board you damn Scubba-Squatch!
by dudepics123go December 15, 2012
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Nutterbut squash

When you squash your nuts in someones butt.
Jimmy dropped his wallet. As he went down to pick it up i surprised him with a nutterbut squash
by Team squaw valley usa July 22, 2013
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dog squat

Dog squat is like horse or bull shit only smaller. When a person is just fibbing or embellishing a story and not outright lying it's dog squat.
Bill claims he out ran the police in his Covair, that's a whole batch of Dog Squat!
by Class clown October 17, 2013
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victory squat

When you stand over a defeated opponent in Call of Duty and squat over their face so as to "tea bag" your dead opponent.
I just killed Jess so I did a victory squat over his deAd body.
by Ststephen78 March 13, 2014
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hoboken squat cobbler

The fetish of sitting in pies and wiggling around in them. Variations may include fully clothed or naked, and or crying.
That Hoboken Squat cobbler looks sexy sitting on that banana crème pie!
by beef nugget September 2, 2016
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hoboken squat cobbler

You get undressed and you squat into a pie, of any variety, and rub your ass against the pie while crying.
Jim: Last night I logged onto a webcam show where this dude was performing a Hoboken squat cobbler.
Nancy: Sick! Those shows make me not want to taste pie ever again!
by GrandeAngus August 23, 2016
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