Definitions by GrandeAngus
hoboken squat cobbler
You get undressed and you squat into a pie, of any variety, and rub your ass against the pie while crying.
Jim: Last night I logged onto a webcam show where this dude was performing a Hoboken squat cobbler.
Nancy: Sick! Those shows make me not want to taste pie ever again!
Nancy: Sick! Those shows make me not want to taste pie ever again!
hoboken squat cobbler by GrandeAngus August 23, 2016