spider

A spider, aka arachnid, is an eight-legged creature of doom. Humans eat eight of them a year in their sleep. Matt Bellamy has stated his wish that gravity on earth were less so that they would all die. Then again, he also said we were derived from them. Not the most reliable source.

"OH MY GOD, IT'S A SPIDER! RUN!"
"Chill out - oh shit, nevermind, let's haul ass."

by Rachel D. August 26, 2007

Stockholm Slip-n-slide

A deviant sexual act. After sex, the man ejaculates on the woman's stomach, then urinates on her. After this, the man dives headfirst across the woman onto the newly slippery bed. Goggles are recommended for the unexperienced.

"Did you hear Adrian gave another girl a Stockholm Slip-n-Slide?"

"Yeah man, he told me she broke a rib and the entire bed had to be set on fire. What a champ."

by B.D.R.G. May 2, 2010

The Spider-Man

When a male is receiving oral sex, The Spider-Man is the act of pulling out his member just prior to ejaculation, then unloading into his own hand and then flinging it in a web-throwing motion directly into the eyes of the one servicing him.

There's nothing quite as satisfying as when I first introduced my girlfriend to The Spider-Man.

by MattDoesntMatter May 23, 2007

bride slide

a song and a dance with specific steps written and sung by an Atlanta wedding dj named Ted. He developed this dance because he didn't have enough participation songs on his playlist. He needed one that even idiots could do.

Okay everybody. Gather round. Quiet please! Okay! Now, if I can have the bride up front and all bridesmaids to the left of her, I'm gonna show you the BRIDE SLIDE!

by Frank Booth January 1, 2005

Super Fun Happy Slide

You'll find out when you hit the bottom.

Super fun happy slide. No. I guess killing people will be fun enough.

by yes August 4, 2003

mud slide

Immense pleasure during the act of sex resulting in an accidental bowel movement covering the partners genitals. Resembling a mud slide.

"Dude, that chick totally had a mud slide all over me!"

by michael smego January 24, 2008

spider-man 3

well suck my ass and call me a bitch... contrary to my other definition, venom WILL be in it. The second villain will be the sandman. Gwen Stacy will be in it too. The teaser poster has spider-man wearing a black suit. However, venom may show up for sm4. The release date is still set for may 4 2007.

a teaser trailer for spider-man 3 will be shown with the movie Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby on august 4. the full trailer is expected to be shown with ghost rider a few months before the movie opens.

by Adrian April 22, 2006