Shitting splinters

When a bowl movement causes anal stinging

That curry was fierce, tomorrow I'll be shitting splinters

by Pocka Shnoods December 24, 2023

Blood Spitter

A personwho enjoys sipping large quantities of fruit punch into their mouths, commonly bloating their cheeks like chipmunks and spitting it out over the heads of passing pedestrians. Then screaming at the top of their lungs “I’m sorry! I had my period!”

A common practice performed by female college students.

That damn Rebecca is a filthy blood spitter!

by Trump’s Dump May 21, 2024

seed spitter

A person who spits the seed of a man

Wow! She didn’t swallow, she’s a seed spitter!

by anonymous December 24, 2024

Master Splinter

When your jerking off and shoot a partial blank and the nut runs down each side of your head making a little master splinter mustache on your jawn

I was beating my shit yesterday and I accidentally Master Splintered myself

by I just need help January 15, 2026

The Click Splinter

When your cock slips off your computer mouse and briefly rubs over the piece of balsa wood that you use as a mouse pad and in turn gives your penis tip a splinter

I can not describe how pleasant the click splinter was and how unpleasant my mom's mexican wedding planner can be and is

by CrippleDOGS January 6, 2011

The Conch Spinner

When a male injects heroin into his/its system and attempts to jump a raccoon and mouth rape it. During the process of the mouth rape, the raccoon will bite off the penis, causing the male to yell in increasingly loud volumes, spraying blood all over an unfortunate elderly couple stupid enough to be sitting in the bench of all the shit going down.

Old lady- Oh my is that The Conch Spinner- OMG NOT ON ME EWWW.

by YourDrunkStepDad November 30, 2011

Mississippi Fire Spitter

When a male and male, or male and female have sex in an extremely hot climate or room and the penis and testicles become hot and act like an oven on the mans genitals warming up his semen until he ejaculates a steaming hot pile of ejaculate on to the partners face like a flamethrower. This has resulted in 2nd degree burns for some unfortunate users

Me and Yessica fucked on the hottest day of the year in our tiny bedroom while we were on holiday in Bangkok and It was so hot I accidentally gave her a Mississippi fire spitter.

by thelightlysqueezeorange July 23, 2016