Typing Speed (TS) 

Typing Speed (TS) is the rating of how fast a Discord moderator can groom a minor.

User 1 : "Hey, did you see that discord moderator? He could type 300 words per minute!"
User 2: "So he had 300 Typing Speed (TS)?"
Discord Moderator : "Did I hear children?"

Typing Speed (TS) by Ackackackx3 December 9, 2020

Take Picard to warp speed 

To have a Wank - usually whilst watching Star Trek.

I was watching Star Trek Voyager, and that Borg bitch in the tight shit is so hot, I had to take Picard to warp speed - twice!

Take Picard to warp speed by Cinocat November 30, 2011

nazi speed 

n. amphetamines.

"known as "Nazi speed" because of its creation by German scientists during World War II to increase the endurance of their soldiers."

nazi speed by jim June 24, 2003

Beer Speed 

The speed at which one normally drinks a beer.

Kyle was goin twice his normal beer speed the other day.

Beer Speed by Joe P May 24, 2004

norwegian speed bump 

you take a 'fartsdump' on a girls chest

Bro, I just gave that girl a Norwegian Speed Bump in the guest bedroom.

norwegian speed bump by J-Rock and the Rock Pile January 5, 2014

high speed facials 

When driving on the highway and someone opens the window and drops a load in the wind resulting with someone getting a facial behind.

high speed facials- Haha man did you see that high speed facial on the highway last night it was extreme.

high speed facials by Rbomb04 August 31, 2014

Light Speed

The minigame in rubik's revolution in which you must press the correct light in time

R.R.: Light Speed.
Player: Ok, here we go.

Light Speed by A M80N8R May 27, 2016