Soggy Jaspers

When are group of young men get a cat, preferably named Jaspers,and chase him around the house trying to bust a nut on it. This game may take up to a week to be completed but the winner receives a well deserved soggy Miyagi.

me steve and karl played a 48 hour game of soggy jaspers last week.

by Soggy Jaspers December 25, 2008

soggy log

when you wake up and youve splurted cum all over your underwear and bedding

dude i woke up with a 'soggy log' , my mom was also laying next to me???

by yassinbigfellow88 December 27, 2015

Soog

When someone is so weird that you can't call it anything else.

1. "Oh yeah gonna get some bugs".
"Shut up you soog man".

by Poo chicks November 1, 2017

soggy

Unfortunate or nogful. Also squishy or squelchy.

My low test score was extremeley soggy.

by Cornelius January 22, 2005

sooky

to have sex with all the women you know

i am a sooky sooky man

by ryan May 13, 2005

soggy anus

The state of the anus after it has been jizzed on.

"cor blimey he must of had a case of the blue balls cause he barely hitch hiked the hershey highway when he unleashed a soggy anus!"

by slutboy April 16, 2006

sooky sooky now

telling someone to fuck you while you are taking a shit.

"Jason walked in on Raven while she was taking a crap and she screamed "sooky sooky now!" so he would fuck her"

by Jess January 19, 2004