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hoagie slap

The male act of hitting another with one's genetalia, incorporating the penis, or penis and scrotum, in either an act of foreplay or jest.
Girl, he hoagie slapped so hard, I got a mushroom-shaped bruise on my forehead.
by P-Rizzle June 9, 2005
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Misty Fuck Slap

When a guy and a chick are having sex and hes ready to cum, he takes a hit of weed, blows it in her face, farts in her face, jizzes on her face, and then bitch slaps her twice. The combination of the weed and fart creates a cool sensation that feels like someone is smokin a reefer through their asshole.
Dan: Dude, i was fuckin this chick and i gave her a misty fuck slap.

Bob: Man, i tried that once, but when i tried to fart i accidently shit on her face.
by Brisk222 July 14, 2009
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slaphouse

Let's get out of the flat, grab a pint, and hit the slaphouse.
by The TinMan May 1, 2009
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johnson slap

I johnson slaped that ho
by jizzo_joe December 14, 2005
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slapahoe

When a pimp slaps one of his bitchy hoes with his strong pimp hand because she hasn`t payed up.
Hoe doesn`t give up the cash the pimp slapahoe to get his hard earned money.
by Trace S. January 14, 2007
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beaver slap

when a person slaps or hits a girl in the lower abdomen right above her vagina
Jenny bent over in pain when she was beaver slapped
by tatas_r_ur_friend November 9, 2003
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happy slap

A growing craze mostly popular with groups of chavs, especially in the London area, where they single out a complete stranger and smack them on the head, usually whilst recording it on a video phone, then do a runner.

The victim is almost always totally unaware, and they use it to their advantage so the vicim doesn't have a chance to grab the slapper and beat the living shit out of them.
Happy slappers are more evidence that humanity is either doomed or splitting.
by generic May 29, 2005
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