Small pedestrian penis

Basically everyone I know

Get the fuck away from me dear God no please
He has a small pedestrian penis help no

by Creep May 13, 2021

Small foot disorder

When you have a small or under average foot and the reason for his is to wait her nibble off the ends or to tape the toes dumbass girls do this for attention.

Justin: ur feet are tiny u ugly hoe

Waverly: omg thanks I just bit the back part off *blushes*

Justin: u have problems u ugly whore

Waverly : I know heheh

Justin : u have Small foot disorder

by Smallfeetbitch May 24, 2021

Small Meat Romantic

A man who is sexually active who is also the coherent owner of a small penis (small meat).

Also a woman/male who has a sexual encounter with a man with a small penis can be said to of had a (Small Meat Romance)

Bob; did you see lil Jerry in the shower today after football? Didn’t realise he was a small meat romantic

George; yeah only just tho, poor bloke wasn’t given much in the penis department, can’t believe his wife is so open about her small meat romance

by Gregg Edward June 6, 2021

small might

Sexiest skinny person alive

Person 1 : AYO what the hell I didn’t know skeletons could walk
Person 2 : nah that’s just small might

by Your mommas favorite June 11, 2021

Small b

Noun

Very similar to a Big B, just with a bigger D.

“Hey small b, do you have to wear white boardies? It really isn’t fair to the rest of us.”

by Accidental conception June 12, 2021

Small-dickedly

When someone absolutely needs to feel superior to you so they wait like a trapdoor spider to attack your first instance of being wrong, then they give you a cheeky glance before running off.

My conversation with Terence was going well until he small-dickedly ran off after I was wrong once in the 30 minutes we spoke.

by Psychadelicious June 23, 2021

Small business saturday

Having a small business saturday is like having a gym saturday. It's your body, it's your business what you do with your body, how you treat it, and so on, but pretending that you are dedicated to something like that because everybody's doing it is pretentious, fair-weather bullshit. Some of us have treated our bodies like amusement parks before, and still don't call ourselves or other things something they're not. Call it what it really is.

Small business Saturday is for people who don't really give a fuck about the business 6 days a week.

by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021