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Simmons Classic

When you poop on someone’s chest and rub it around like you’re cleaning a table
Her chest was dirty so I gave her a simmons classic
by Anelly221 January 10, 2022
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Simon stanley

we all live in fear of the simon stanley's of the world.
by FishyNamedBillyBOIII January 25, 2022
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Simon

Simon has a gigantic massive horse cock. Who is unbelievably good in bed. Like RELLEY! GOOD!!!.
Girl 1." Girllll how is he so good in bed".
Girl 2." It's SIMON He is always THAT good!".
by Just... January 25, 2022
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Simon

he can be nice one minute, and the next he’s in your face trying to fight you
person 1: yeah simon’s really nice
person 2: no he ain’t. he punched me in my balls yesterday
by spongebob_holes February 6, 2022
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Simon's Ankles

The weakest set of ankles in known existence. Collapse instantly under the slightest strain or duress. Unable to support a fully grown human being any more than 2 poorly constructed souffles
Did you see that man in-explicitly collapse upon himself? He must have "Simon's Ankles"!
by BoxerBoyBronson December 16, 2021
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Simon

Simon is a very hot person, he cares for all his friends and family. He's awesome at playing drums. And to mention he's very hot, hotter than Jay.
Hey did you see Simon? He's so hot.
by Simon Lover 420 December 18, 2021
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symmon special

When you cover up any truck part that has rust with black box liner spray paint
The frame rails on my third gen are rusty better give her the symmon special.
by Brandon8010 December 31, 2021
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