Sex is the meaning of life. In america a lot of people wait until their 16 or smthin to have sex. Meanwhile in the uk if you are still a virgin by the time you are 13 you will be severely bullied
American: oh my gawd emily you had sex! were only 27
Uk person: you havent lost youre virginity yet?! You're twelve years old for fucks sake hurry up and have some good sex
Uk person: you havent lost youre virginity yet?! You're twelve years old for fucks sake hurry up and have some good sex
by therealdefinitiongod June 23, 2020
Get the Sexmug. Charlotte: so babe, how’s your day been?
Steve: Ahh, not so good.
Charlotte: why’s that?
Steve: My Roblox account has been ban for 28 days.
Charlotte: Come on. That’s not something to mourn over.
Steve: (while crying) Your don’t understand my anguish!
Charlotte sees the pain in Steve’s eyes. She then gets a brainwave, and a lightbulb lit up in her brain.
Charlotte: (while gently caressing his penis) How about I’ll cheer you up?
Steve: please don’t. I’ve already came 6 times today to put my mind at ease. I don’t need you doing it.
Charlotte: It doesn’t hurt to cum once more does it? Don’t worry, I’ll make you explode twice in a row if you want. (While slowly unzipping his trousers)
Steve thinks about what she says and for a brief moment, makes his mind and says: “alright! Let’s do this”.
Steve aggressively rips charlottes shirt off as she pulls his trousers down and off. She gently kisses his 1.465 inch penis as Steve contemplates his choice of saying yes since he already ejaculated 23 minutes ago. Nevertheless Steve gets hard and horny as charlotte starts stroking his dick slowly and she gradually increased the speed to a moderate level. Steve is enjoying this as all his roblox problems goes away as he edges closer to sexual climax. Charlotte notices Steve’s face starting to build up and moans as Steve reaches sexual climax and ejaculates with intense euphoria pleasure in his facial expression and keeps cumming.
Steve: Ahh, not so good.
Charlotte: why’s that?
Steve: My Roblox account has been ban for 28 days.
Charlotte: Come on. That’s not something to mourn over.
Steve: (while crying) Your don’t understand my anguish!
Charlotte sees the pain in Steve’s eyes. She then gets a brainwave, and a lightbulb lit up in her brain.
Charlotte: (while gently caressing his penis) How about I’ll cheer you up?
Steve: please don’t. I’ve already came 6 times today to put my mind at ease. I don’t need you doing it.
Charlotte: It doesn’t hurt to cum once more does it? Don’t worry, I’ll make you explode twice in a row if you want. (While slowly unzipping his trousers)
Steve thinks about what she says and for a brief moment, makes his mind and says: “alright! Let’s do this”.
Steve aggressively rips charlottes shirt off as she pulls his trousers down and off. She gently kisses his 1.465 inch penis as Steve contemplates his choice of saying yes since he already ejaculated 23 minutes ago. Nevertheless Steve gets hard and horny as charlotte starts stroking his dick slowly and she gradually increased the speed to a moderate level. Steve is enjoying this as all his roblox problems goes away as he edges closer to sexual climax. Charlotte notices Steve’s face starting to build up and moans as Steve reaches sexual climax and ejaculates with intense euphoria pleasure in his facial expression and keeps cumming.
by Chinese man= big dick September 14, 2020
Get the Sexmug. Jake and Adam were gay and wanted to have sex so they went to Adams house and began they stripped and Adam started sucking jakes hard boner Jake moaned OOOHHH ADAM FUCK ME HARDER!!!
by WeirdDefinitions101 December 22, 2018
Get the Sexmug. 
"On a blood test, the docter has to write down what kind of sex are you."
Comment submitted with request to Delete:
"sex!=gender;
sex==attitudinal;
gender==physical;
Comment submitted with request to Delete:
"sex!=gender;
sex==attitudinal;
gender==physical;
by Santa January 23, 2007
Get the Sexmug. by lauraisawordsienctist February 18, 2008
Get the sexmug. Sex: its this thing that has become meaningless to people over time; the act or acts of consemation between "partners" or "lovers" commonly between two people, those being a male and a female, but in some other cases "sex" can include more than just two peoples... but thats a whole other fucked (ha, se what i did there, "fucked" 😂) up thing called "group sex" or more commonly known as an "orgy" which is the act of four or more people fucking (or more complicatedly, having sex) in the same room often "tagging off" and switching partners (these get togethers can also be more commonly reffered to as "swinger parties")... which if im being completely honest here, are kinda fucking (i did it again😂, dying inside send help please) weird and often smell like some fuckin sewer ass or some shit, but yeah basically thats only a small portion of sex rounded up into this long ass paragragh that i cant seem to end. I almost wonder if its the ADHD... wait what is this i here... you guys dont know what ADHD is? Well basically ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder) is the best thing ever cause one idea sprouts out into another idea and then that idea sprouts out into another idea, and then that idea into like 3 or 4 different ideas and its fucking great... untill the doctors start persribing a bunch of random shit to you to see what will help you be more fucking "normal" like seriously what the fuck even is normal and... wait what were we talking about?
Damnit Aaron this is why you take your fucking adderall, cause when you don't you start giving weird fucking definitions to things like sex...
by raypec.adderall.kidd September 17, 2018
Get the sexmug.