Secret squirrel

A term used by lawmen for covert, sneaky overtime received through a contract

Did you hear about the secret squirrel ot that Melonie got just for being hot?

by weaselworm May 18, 2019

the secretions

A hella kick ass punk band from Sacramento.
Yes real punk.
Not that crap thats mislabeled punk.

"hey you goin to the secretions show saturday"

by fuckoff456 August 23, 2007

secret squirrel

A person who collects and hides intoxicating items.

"Is there another beer?"

"Ask Johnny. He's the secret squirrel."

by ButcherSlim October 16, 2005

Secret Service

When a girl dives upon your premature ejaculation to avoid it hitting her sheets. For extended fun, angle the load towards her ear so it resembles a secret service ear piece.

Dude, I was just about to pre-jac and then she dove like the Secret Service and took one for her country.

by Hot Carl Winslow January 12, 2008

segregation

When having anal sex with a girl using her shit as lube you cum inside of her and she lets it drip on the table... Black and white

Segregation really turns me on

by MartinLuther&MalcolmX November 17, 2011

secret squirrel

A crazy person. Often the secret squirrel seems almost normal in society, but a look inside his home will show just how squirrely he is. Sometimes the secret squirrel also has a large hoard of items no sensible person would collect.

Kevin is totally a secret squirrel. I bet he has mountains of bottle caps in his bedroom.

by Sam Packwood June 12, 2007

secret sixth

Reverse on a five-speed manual transmission. Drivers mistakenly shift up from fifth into a "secret" sixth gear, which is actually reverse.

I can't give you a ride to practice today. Jack tried to put it in secret sixth when he borrowed my car on Saturday, and now it has no transmission.

by Blackwolf Morrow October 21, 2008