shock and awe

When one swiftly penetrates the larynx, or the back of the throat with a penis (shock) then pulls out quickly and delivers his scrotum to the open mouth (awe).

Edward: Did you hear what Johnny did?
Jethro: No
Edward: He gave Susy the Shock and Awe, I heard she was pissed
Random Homeless Man: I heard she liked it

by LJ Dizzle December 9, 2008

shock

To shit into a sock. This aforementioned sock is then, generally, left somewhere that it will generally be sat on. This causes the fecal matter to seep through the sock, and all over the person.

Dude, I just shocked MattyM's mum's bed! She'll probably love it though.

by Will Quick January 9, 2008

Shocker Pick

A picture where someone is holding up the index, middle and pinky finger into the air. This simbolizes the "shock" that a women recieves when the pinky gets involved; see tha shocka.

They're in for a suprise, I made their picture a shocker pick.

by Jdwalker13 May 8, 2006

Toxic Shock

A sick nasty finishing maneuver in a new jersey backyard wrestling federation. It is a Modified Schwein into a complete shot.

DAMN! HAZARD MASHED HIM UP WITH THAT SIGNATURE TOXIC SHOCK!!

by LALALANIGGAH March 20, 2009

schmock

something dirty, uggly and filthy.
Also, resin in your pipe.

First found in germany in 1999, it made it's way on several popular message boards where it caused some confusion.

Might be spelled "shmock"

God, look at that schmock!
I cleaned my pipe yesterday, and removed a lot of schmock!

by Timo1232 March 20, 2008

shocker

-2 in the pink 1 in the stink..
-2 in the clit 1 in the shit..
-2 in the menstrate 1 in the prostate...
-2 in the beaver 1 in the cleaver

She tried to question my authority so i gave he rthe shocker... she never acted up again.

by PIMPnPREP5 July 18, 2008

After Shock

When you mysteriously piss your pants after taking a piss and covering up. Usually happens in small amounts.

"Oh shit, I just had after shock."

by Anonymouos November 13, 2005