Canadian Rocket

When using the restroom, it is when a pocket of gas becomes trapped between two pieces of fecal matter, compressing the gas more and more until it ruptures sending the fecies harshly out of the sphinctor. (Derived from Canada, the country of shit, and compressed with "rocket" describing the projectile motion of the fecies.)

Dude, last week when I was sick I totally had a canadian rocket launch outa my tush.

by Jasp Ckarrow July 6, 2011

pocket rocket

a pocket sized dildo ( 8==D )

(woman)fuck im so sexualy frustrated i think im going to use my pocket rocket

by darkknight562 October 16, 2008

crotch rocket

If you like slutty chicks, then you'll get one.

Crotch rockets are for wiggers.

by SLAYER OF YOUR MOM December 28, 2005

yoghurt rocket

A term for the projectile like form of the penis and the yoghurt like semen that is squirted from it at the point of orgasm.

As Angela gently tickled Richards love spuds his yoghurt rocket was pointed skyward and ready for action.

by gogggg January 28, 2006

rocket penis

When your penis head is very small and your shaft progressively gets larger.

Marsha: Hey Julia, John has a rocket penis and I don't know how to tell him I don't like it. I mean he can spooge like a champion but his throbbing man sword is just a measly rocket.

by King Nugget February 20, 2017

Twat Rocket

When a woman who is on her period uses her vaginal muscles to shoot a tampon at someone.

She was so pissed at her boyfriend she hit him with a twat rocket.

by Thundertwonk January 15, 2016

rocket mouth

a chick that is great and fast at sucking dicks.

dang she is a rocket mouth.

by Q-Ball711 May 5, 2010