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Canadian Rocket

When using the restroom, it is when a pocket of gas becomes trapped between two pieces of fecal matter, compressing the gas more and more until it ruptures sending the fecies harshly out of the sphinctor. (Derived from Canada, the country of shit, and compressed with "rocket" describing the projectile motion of the fecies.)
Dude, last week when I was sick I totally had a canadian rocket launch outa my tush.
by Jasp Ckarrow July 6, 2011
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pocket rocket

(woman)fuck im so sexualy frustrated i think im going to use my pocket rocket
by darkknight562 October 16, 2008
mugGet the pocket rocketmug.

crotch rocket

If you like slutty chicks, then you'll get one.
by SLAYER OF YOUR MOM December 28, 2005
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Twat Rocket

When a woman who is on her period uses her vaginal muscles to shoot a tampon at someone.
She was so pissed at her boyfriend she hit him with a twat rocket.
by Thundertwonk January 15, 2016
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rocket mouth

a chick that is great and fast at sucking dicks.
dang she is a rocket mouth.
by Q-Ball711 May 5, 2010
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Pocket Rocket

Putting your dick in your pocket and jizzing out of it like a rocket launching.
"Yo did you hear that Jack and Jill had sex?"
"Yeah, I heard they did a Pocket Rocket!"
by Humphrey08 March 5, 2020
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rocket penis

When your penis head is very small and your shaft progressively gets larger.
Marsha: Hey Julia, John has a rocket penis and I don't know how to tell him I don't like it. I mean he can spooge like a champion but his throbbing man sword is just a measly rocket.
by King Nugget February 20, 2017
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