by Meatballism July 8, 2023

by DaRoastRump February 25, 2015

Roasted: (adjective) Act of being financially ripped to pieces, shredded, bankrupted, prone to accepting handouts, usually due to a poor financial choice.
I was short the DOW on the day it went up 350 points, needless to say I got roasted and am looking for a job tomorrow.
by JamesBrrando February 21, 2010

1: An Octo-Roast is the art of having sexual intercourse with exactly 8 people. Not quite the average 'gang bang', this is an Octo-Roast, achieved by only the greatest in the industry!
2: To have sexual intercourse with an Octopus, or to insert an Octopus inside yourself. As seen on the internet!
2: To have sexual intercourse with an Octopus, or to insert an Octopus inside yourself. As seen on the internet!
1: That Octo-Roast last night left me sore all over!
2: That Octopus was great in bed, better than my husband!
2: That Octopus was great in bed, better than my husband!
by Captain Clap November 5, 2009

by robmatrob March 29, 2022

Roast reversal is when someone who is being roasted to an extreme degree all of a sudden turns his situation around and goes on the attack with unparalleled levels of savagery.
James: *continued roasting of Jack for extended period of time*
Jack: How is your parents' relationship going James?
James: It's f-fine dude.
Jack: Don't lie, they're on the verge of splitting up and they always fight.
John: Holy shit, slick roast reversal Jack.
Jack: How is your parents' relationship going James?
James: It's f-fine dude.
Jack: Don't lie, they're on the verge of splitting up and they always fight.
John: Holy shit, slick roast reversal Jack.
by BigDanno45 September 5, 2016

Why would a microwave even have the option of roasting small cakes is something the greatest philosophers have pondered on for centuries. Truly one of the greatest mysteries of humankind.
-Yo, why the fuck does your microwave have "small cakes roasting"?
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man
by namaikatidedoviqhui May 16, 2023
