Rocky River

The goddamned best city in the world. Except for the fucking rich assholes that live in almost every part of it. 1/3 of the population is cool.

Rocky river is amazing. Oh wait, no its not.

by Inotfunny May 31, 2015

Red River Clay

Crusty, dried blood stuck to the surrounding area of a woman's vagina during, or just after, her menstral cycle.

Before I munch some box, you've got to get rid of that Red River clay.

by Kingster September 23, 2005

south river

1. A small town 5 miles from New Brunswick, NJ.

2. Hell on earth.

"I'd rather die than go to South River."

by Pete H. December 2, 2005

antonio rivera

Antonio rivera: A very warm hearted guy, will love you for ever and has a love like whoa. He is very fine ans handsome. if you get one of them as a husband you will be set for life :) he is very cute and popular and will never cheat on you. he tells a girl that she is beautiful, not hot. and when he tells you he loves you, he means it :). he is, Antonio rivera :)

person 1:how come your a billionare for life and happy as ever?
person2: i married antonio rivera

person1: oh! i thought so

by chicken nugg nugg August 18, 2011

Philip Rivers

An overrated, overpaid Quarterback for the San Diego Chargers, a no-talent sack of calcified cat turds..

Gabriel: "Hey man, the Chargers are going to kill the Packers today!!!"

Michael: "You belong in a mental institution, Philip Rivers is a no talent sack of cat turds, he throws more interceptions than touchdowns!!"

by Gabbi Rivera November 7, 2011

Riverside High School

Home of the Beavers, RHS is situated on the Grand River in Painesville, Ohio (suburb of Cleveland). Riverside was built in the 50s and the school's colors are black and gold. Two rival gangs, the Face Cards and the High Rollers ("Dice" for short) fight for control of the halls each year.

The Riverside marching band is usually the biggest in Lake County.

by The Beaver April 18, 2005

river nigger

An expression used in the card game "Texas Hold 'em Poker" for someone who was losing the hand to one or more players, and was saved by the 5th card, the river, due only to luck, and won the hand.

Bob: "All in"

Stew: "... I call"

Bob: "haha, I'm beating you with the odds of 4:1 in favour of me, you only have 3 cards you can hit out of the deck, with one card left, what a crappy call and a horrible read"

Stew: *hits the '3' he needed on the river card*

Bob: "OH MY GOD, HOW LUCKY CAN YOU GET? GO PLAY SLOT MACHINES YOU RIVER NIGGER!"

by Cody Murray April 26, 2006