jolly ranching

To wake up very early to take a five alarm shit.

Anthony went jolly ranching before going to make oatmeal cookies at work.

by 86highfives October 20, 2015

jolly rancher

1) a delicious tangy fruit candy
2) a really nasty breakfast meat
3) a gay pirate
4) when you take a poop and you dont wipe good enough and little balls of crap are stuck yto your ass hair... then a girl gives you dome later that night and she gots some little turds in her mouth. The little turds are the jolly ranchers.

The jolly rancher sucked mad dick and his breath smells like jololy ranchers so he ate a jolly rancher and then went to the breakfast tabe to cook some jolly ranchers.

by fatrancher March 27, 2003

jolly rancher

lamer; homosexual

er1c is a jolly rancher.

by hacker February 22, 2003

rancher

1)The act of molesting a sheep and or goat
2) Jolly Rancher "candy" Almost eaten by people who smoke weed.

Damn foo you be sick ass gettin' yo rancher on wid dat goat.

Lets go get some smoke on and eat jolly ranchers. Na man sall good I have cheetos. Candy is bad fo yo teeths

by Rancher June 18, 2003

Rancher

A person who makes a living off raising foster kids who never plans to adopt them. They use them as personal servents just to replace them when their state aid ends.

Yeah see that weird kid over there... He's being raised by a RANCHER.

by Smutty Ruckspen October 22, 2014

ranch on the side

The term used when you pull out o the anus and fire your load on your partner's arse

Last night I gave Amy "ranch on the side"

by That one guy no one likes October 19, 2015

Rachaela

A sassy person who is often mistaken for a bitchy white blonde.

You are such a rachaela.

by Xoxo121 November 5, 2017