disappointing poo

When you go to the toilet for a poo and only a fart comes out.

'Hey kids just been to the toilet for a shit and only managed a fart. What a disappointing poo that was'

by Lizbien April 13, 2016

Casper poo

A poo that when you wipe your arse there is nothing on the toilet paper

“Omg dude I did a Casper poo earlier how insane”

by Jane36 October 20, 2019

Faux Poo

When you hate your job so much that you pretend to take a poo when all your doing is playing on your phone.

Dalton doesn't like the job assigned to him today so he has been in the bathroom taking a faux poo.

by Oh Throbert March 27, 2015

Flirting with poo

(phase)
1. To have the urge to poop in a inappropriate time, yet you do everything to keep yourself from pooing.

Guy1: Nice racing man, how did you run so fast?
Guy2: Because before the race I was flirting with poo, I had to go badly.

by UnknowableOne April 28, 2016

Poo-chucks

Two pieces of pet poop that are connected by hair(s) of the pet's owner (that the cat or dog swallowed)

Poo-chucks resemble the asian fighting weapon called nun-chucks, which are two wooden sticks connected by a chain.

I was cleaning the cat litter box & noticed that my kitty shat a set of poo-chucks.

by CravenM November 09, 2010

poo sheet

A sheet, on which one may wipe one's poo.

"Abi, you used the last poo sheet! Hand me one will you?"

by SallyBean January 19, 2008

Poo powder

Explosion between your legs resonating from your anus producing a small cloud of toxic dehydrated feces causing an eratic disruption to the nostrils

"This is bullshit"
"No, it's poo powder"

by Bill with 1 L March 16, 2019