Pillow Purgatory

When you cant stay awake but you just cant sleep either

Julie keeps texting me and only half of them make sense, she must be stuck in pillow purgatory again

by Zappafan76 April 23, 2011

pillow biter

Gettin the hammer in the back door.

Erin is such a pillow biter, she needs to take pain pills before she gets rammed!

by kate July 19, 2004

pillow biter

A male who enjoys taking it in the ass

I walked into the back bedroom at grimeys party last weekend and saw tex biting a pillow. Man he was getting a good ass pounding I wonder if he's still walking a little slow.

by Frank Grimes June 4, 2005

Pillow Pussy

When the fat of larger woman's "downstairs" looks as if she has a pillow stuffed in the front of her pants.

That pillow pussy was enormous!

by Outt-Rage March 4, 2010

cum-pillow

A cum-pillow is a separate pillow that a guy uses to fuck something fluffy to take care of his morning wood and give himself a pillow-gasm so he doesn't get his good goose-down cum-mop cum-wet when he blows his load.

I brought my old cum-pillow from home when I came to the Academy - mine is a "Pillow-Man" cum-soaker!

by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021

Pillow Man

A man with no arms or legs, or limbs of any kind, thus making him of pillow like form.

"my neck is killing me, it felt like i was sleeping on the fucking pillow man"

by Becci D January 17, 2008

Pollock

A person of Polish descent from most glorious Eastern European homeland. Birthplace of such significant technological advances as the screen door submarine and the glass bottom locomotive. Also origin of the jelly or custard filled pastry known locally by some indecipherable Pollock moniker.

Pollock #1, Wladyslaw - "Hey Uh, Ziggy, did you hear that Stosh locked his keys in his car yesterday?"

Pollock #2, Zbigniew - "Duuh, Yea Vlady, he didn't get his family out til just this morning!"

Bystander #1, Steve - "Fucking Pollocks."

by Slumlord Numero Tree December 19, 2008