playing turtle

This is what happens to a man's penis and testicles when he gets scared, nervous or cold. His junk has major shrinkage.

I took my pants down to show her my big unit, I guess I was nervous and it was playing turtle on me.

by You Bet May 9, 2009

Platinum Pussy

A peson who thinks their shit dont stink. Someone who thinks they're too good for the simple things in life. Someone who thinks they're high class cause they got one expensive thing.

"lets take the bus into the city to see the show tonight"

"BUS?! sorry hunny i dont do buses."

"Bitch please who do you think you are Platinum Pussy"

Matt thinks hes Platinum Pussy cause he brought a bottle of blue label to the party

by Raulinoodles May 17, 2009

playing a cello

the act of an individual making-out with a girl who has curves.

alex was in the band room playing a cello for 2 hours.

by tidy February 10, 2005

playing spades

"I'm 'playing Spades' over at my friend's tonight," might literally refer to socializing over the card game. However, some African-Americans use it as a subtle slap-down at white people, many of whom will take it at face value, thus displaying a kind of cluelessness which can be silently mocked. In such cases, "Playing spades," basically means it's-none-of-your-damn-business-what-I'm-going-to-do," and also usually "No white people are invited/welcome."

"I'm heading over to my friend's house. I'm playing Spades with him and some homies tonight."

by Bnnr :) June 14, 2016

Playing house

To get married to your significant other, reference:
when children would pretend to be married and play in their doll houses referred to as "playing house".

"hey katie I just got this new barbie doll house!"
"really jessie?!? i just got this new ken doll!"
"let's get married and play house with them!"
mother walks in
"what are you kids doing?"
"were Playing house"

by aaronisstellar April 19, 2012

playing legos

another term for fornication and or sex in relation to physical sex or cyber sex

hey baby a/s/l wanna play legos.......

ummmm not really you dirty skank

by Bubba March 23, 2005

Playing A Game

The act of using a dildo on one's self for pain, pleasure, or fun. It can also be done between two or more people together.

My friend Lucas told me he was playing a game...I KNEW what he meant....

by Jerkoffboy April 9, 2011