Gets shagged by men but only on Mondays . calls it accountancy when its actually just being a rent boy , also lives in a caravan and drinks 40 cans of Guinness a day
by SmashedAndrandom December 28, 2024
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by Maddie1833 October 20, 2019
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Daria: wow is that Parker he's so hot
Nicole: Yeah, HE IS MINE BACK OFF.
Daria: Sorry if you want you can fuck him
Nicole: Yeah, HE IS MINE BACK OFF.
Daria: Sorry if you want you can fuck him
by DariaLovesParker October 30, 2019
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Parker: hi
You: Hi
Parker: what's up
You: Being sad
Parker: Why are you sad?
You: Idk
Parker: Wanna talk
You: Yeah
*talks for a little to help*
You: Hi
Parker: what's up
You: Being sad
Parker: Why are you sad?
You: Idk
Parker: Wanna talk
You: Yeah
*talks for a little to help*
by Rhianna Jade November 1, 2019
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by GnoobePlayer1234 November 3, 2019
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Parker if you ever see this just know i wrote it about you ill always regret treating you the way i did and making you leave me i love you.
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I miss you parker
by YkimisSouy July 2, 2025
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