Jew-Pack

(verb) - To contribute the smallest amount of ganja possible to meet the minimum requirements in matching; thus inferring that said pothead 'is being a Jew'.

"Wow, Mike, way to Jew-Pack on 5 heads. You're an asshole."

by eravulgaris716 February 21, 2009

Rumble Pack

A ridiculous dance created by a black guy and a Mexican in Colorado. It involves sticking both arms out in front of ones body balling the hands into fists (imitating the output port of a rumble pack, specifically one found on the Nintendo 64) and furiously shaking ones head in all directions while staring straight forward with a blank expression.

dat nigga is doin da rumble pack

by Nightmare Crunchberry August 6, 2010

packing pork

Someone God has obviously favored with a large penis - so obvious in fact that this guy must always buy baggy pants and even so, they are filled to capacity.

Would you look at that guy!!!! He's packing pork big time - enough to supply my Bar-B-Q all summer long. Mmmmm, mmmmmmmm - slurperoo.

by Queen of Heaven February 6, 2008

fudge packing

The act of exaggerating costs or estimates to add leeway for error.

Shane did a serious amount of fudge packing in his recent report to Brian Cowen.

by harneythehuge May 16, 2009

pack fudge or pack your bags

An ultimatum to a sexual partner that they must either engage in anal sex or find another partner or lover. This may be done as an ugly but effective way to end a relationship regardless of whether or not the instigator really craves anal sex, as the other party may be unwilling to engage in it even at the cost of the relationship.

Her: You've seemed distant lately; what's wrong?

Him: Our sex life; it is unsatisfying.

Her: What can I do to please you?

Him: Pack fudge or pack your bags.

Her: What?

Him: You heard me. Give up that cornhole or find someone else.

by PMax January 11, 2009

30 pack

Cheap beer that comes in a pack of 30. Brands associated with the 30 pack are, Miller Highlife, Busch and Busch Lite, Keystone and Old Style. Often referred to as dirty thirty, rack and 30-rack.

Hey dude, I just picked up a 30 pack, wanna go ice fishing?

by alxx January 5, 2008

plachta pack

n.- A twelve pack of beer and a diet coke. The diet coke is used to provide energy to the drinker so that he can finish his entire twelve pack.

Jennings came out of Mac's with a plachta pack and his friends laughed at him.

by Pearce Mathews July 12, 2006