taint meat

the part between the pussy and ass

if the taint is brown dont go down!

by joe crackhead July 27, 2003

meat-stick

The part of his body a man is most proud of - your schlong, cock, wang, bitch-wacker ... whatever ... its amazing ... just call it God!

Hey guys let's limber up our meat-sticks with a circle jerk and then go bang some bitchmeat.

by superjock October 19, 2007

meat schlop

heavy, wet beef curtains... often with stank.

Whenever she top-rides, her meat schlop slaps my balls.
I'll patty-smack that meat schlop till the beef is rare.

by Antenna February 14, 2008

Meat Wreath

A "meat wreath" is the ring of shit around a dick after it fucks an asshole that's clean on the inside, but the person didn't wipe well.

I had a nasty meat wreath after banging the chick. It was good, but man, I didn't even notice the meat wreath until I got into the shower.

by Coolvin Coolidge December 02, 2010

Green Meat

Slag term for the collection of smegma (dick cheese) under a poorly cleaned helmet.

I gave Stephen Caskie head last night and came back up with a mouth full of green meat!!!!

by greenmeeter_cottage October 09, 2010

Meat and Three

A resturant with widespread popularity in the South. Usually consists of a steam table that allows customers to pick a meat and three vegtables. The best meat and threes put gravy on everything, even the mac and cheese. The meal is often served with a large sweet tea in a glass with an ad for the Bear Bryant Radio Show. It is advised that a restroom be within easy reach to counter the inevitable case of "the shits" that is sure to follow.

Employee 1: What do you guys want for lunch today?

Employee 2: Let's go put on a feedbag over at the Meat and Three, it's turkey and dressing day.

by Rocky Skyline November 05, 2009

Meat Bunker

A woman's vagina, usually very large in size.

I had this girl over last night and got all up in her meat bunker.

by Rowning January 30, 2009