Going to Kiwi Farms is like having a death wish
by The keckler 2 owo March 13, 2024
A New Farm Mum, or as the south side of Brisbane calls them, a Bulimba Mum, is a mother who naturally marries a young man, bound to be successful. These mother's drive range rovers, give their children posh names and send them to either All Hallow’s School or St. Joseph’s College, Gregory Terrace. The name "New Farm” comes from the north side suburb of New Farm, in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. The suburb is believed to be the wealthiest in the north side, and hence, is associated with these wealthy mothers. Although these mothers are thought to be privileged, the public perception on them is slowly changing to one of respect. Many believe these mothers are solely responsible for creating and raising the elite and aristocracy of Australia, and therefore, are responsible for creating the bright future Australia is bound to have. A New Farm Mum is an insult and a compliment at the same time.
She is such a New Farm Mum.
Oh, nah yeah, my mum is a total New Farm Mum.
What’s my chosen career path? Well obviously a New Farm Mum.
Oh, nah yeah, my mum is a total New Farm Mum.
What’s my chosen career path? Well obviously a New Farm Mum.
by That Scoalable Guy November 29, 2018
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by Senior Bread Man October 23, 2020
The act of sneaking into a local farm yard and inserting your penis into one of the animals. Preferably a pig or horse. Once you are about to ejactualte one must shout “farm harder”
What did you get up to last night mate?
Snuck into the local farmers field for a game of farm harder. What a great looking horse.
Snuck into the local farmers field for a game of farm harder. What a great looking horse.
by Lordofbants June 15, 2018
And all through the town the people scavenged for what they needed for ;once again:; another batch of the best there is, farm-crack.
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