taint meat

the part between the pussy and ass

if the taint is brown dont go down!

by joe crackhead July 27, 2003

meat-stick

The part of his body a man is most proud of - your schlong, cock, wang, bitch-wacker ... whatever ... its amazing ... just call it God!

Hey guys let's limber up our meat-sticks with a circle jerk and then go bang some bitchmeat.

by superjock November 5, 2007

meat schlop

heavy, wet beef curtains... often with stank.

Whenever she top-rides, her meat schlop slaps my balls.
I'll patty-smack that meat schlop till the beef is rare.

by Antenna February 14, 2008

Meat Wreath

A "meat wreath" is the ring of shit around a dick after it fucks an asshole that's clean on the inside, but the person didn't wipe well.

I had a nasty meat wreath after banging the chick. It was good, but man, I didn't even notice the meat wreath until I got into the shower.

by Coolvin Coolidge December 14, 2010

Meat Bunker

A woman's vagina, usually very large in size.

I had this girl over last night and got all up in her meat bunker.

by Rowning January 29, 2009

Green Meat

Slag term for the collection of smegma (dick cheese) under a poorly cleaned helmet.

I gave Stephen Caskie head last night and came back up with a mouth full of green meat!!!!

by greenmeeter_cottage October 11, 2010

Meat and Three

A resturant with widespread popularity in the South. Usually consists of a steam table that allows customers to pick a meat and three vegtables. The best meat and threes put gravy on everything, even the mac and cheese. The meal is often served with a large sweet tea in a glass with an ad for the Bear Bryant Radio Show. It is advised that a restroom be within easy reach to counter the inevitable case of "the shits" that is sure to follow.

Employee 1: What do you guys want for lunch today?

Employee 2: Let's go put on a feedbag over at the Meat and Three, it's turkey and dressing day.

by Rocky Skyline November 4, 2009