Google Newspaper

when you only use google to get your news

What paper do you read?
Google newspaper, it's the world's newspaper on time. We live in google times.

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

Google around

v. A term often used to mean research. But researching by only using the popular search engine Google. Often used in forums when a direct/exact answer can not be given. Which usually results in a sarcastic thank-you from the asker. Googling around is most common among Google Monsters. Other uses may include in lieu of Explore, or Mindlessly Search Google.

User 1 "Where can I find the best bike shop?"

User 2 "There are a lot of good bike shops near Los Angeles, Google around."

User 1 "Thanks, :P"

by Pacman247 April 29, 2011

Google user

A term used by every idiot user for their slow ass computer, this term immediately disqualifies any valid opinion and makes you look like a fucking idiot

Hey Josh Look at that Google user over there

by Duckduckguy January 21, 2022

Google Fapping

Searching up fap material from Google to masturbate or jerk off to.

Hol' up, gotta make a quick google fap to get it out of my system.
Ho man, gonna be google fapping to this shit tonight!

by Magnumus Dongus March 15, 2017

Google Shuddle

When a group of two or more individuals use Google Plus to have a "Huddle" while all members are using their devices in the bathroom while taking a shit.

"Dude, last night we had a Google Shuddle and Theresa wouldn't quit farting."

by krubuntu September 8, 2011

Google Maps

Google Maps never caps.

That's wrong because according to Google Maps his house is here, Google Maps never caps.

by Sugarline213 September 29, 2019

google-ize

when you are incompetent and need the answer to a burning question and consult google.

dude, google-ize that shit.

by crazydudeee May 13, 2011