celina + mateo

a couple

omg, did u see celina + mateo?? actually no i didnt bc she usually runs away. Shes getting better at it

by NOTURMOMBAAHHAAHHA November 17, 2021

F&M (Felix & Mateo)

F&M is usually people who can share anything with eachother no matter what it is. They're so good friends nearly nothing can break their bond and normally are often blood related.

-My luvb

M: "What's your dream woman?"

F: "Maybe a woman who really understands me or that i find really interesting or really beautiful"

M: "Oh wow, we're really F&M (Felix & Mateo)"

by Felix n' Mateo May 13, 2022

as a mute cat in a box

Being depressed as a mute cat in a box which can't even meow for help

talking with a small voice as a mute cat in a box which can't even be herd

" I am Depressed as a mute cat in a box man.."

" Tommy is as silent as a mute cat in a box"

by A random poster January 6, 2023

The Deaf Mute

When she’s blowing you, you cum in her mouth pop the cum balloon cheeks and it shoots out her nose. (Making it hard to speak and breath) Then, you take the nose cum and jam it in her ears!

Cheryl was blowing me so hard I accidentally gave her the deaf mute, by jamming the cum into her ears!

by Pissedoffeveryday February 4, 2023

Heshe and Grace Meteor

Where Kalum let's Grace fist him and slam him into the bed. Also known as the meteor sex position, this rare and exclusive sex position is used by the biggest mongs on the planet. Beware of people who do this position as they generally have a foot fetish and are sensitive little snowflakes.

Kalum: Hey Grace, wanna do the meteor?
Grace: Sure Kalum, but can I munch on your ginger toes first?

Kalum: Yes please I am trans

(This is the Heshe and Grace meteor introduction ritual)

by Wehateheshe August 7, 2023

this goes hard on mute

a song so bad that people use this for sarcastic reasons

Guy1: yo bro look at this song, its so bad that this goes hard on mute
Guy2: because it absolutely sucks
Guy1: ok

by yo this is a banger November 14, 2023

The Ruinxix Mute

The Ruinxix Mute was established on July 4th, 2024; It was established because he was chat flooding with a Wikipedia description about the Chrysler 440 V8, which everyone found atrocious and offensive to the Solar Realms minecraft server.

Oh my god, he's talking about the Chrysler 440 V8! CALL FOR THE RUINXIX MUTE!

by Sunsetty July 4, 2024