Mustachio

A mustache with bits of pistachios stuck inside.

Fuck, im not kissing you until you get rid of that mustachio!

by cannabliss420 July 15, 2010

Greek Mustache

When one, after anally penetrating one's partner, wipes one's fecal encrusted member across the partner's upper lip. Also called a "Dirty Sanchez". Can also be called a "Trojan Mustache", if partner is unsuspecting.

Rob: I was having sex with your mother last night and she surprised me with a Greek Mustache.
Bob: How dare you! In that context it's called a Trojan Mustache!
Rob: Sorry. Either way, your mom's got a dick. Not cool.
Bob: How dare you! ......!

by Urple September 4, 2006

mustafas

A socially acceptable creepy person. Someone who stands out among the creepy and dirty who is funny because of the way they look or act but are still dirty and creepy.

Mustafas: Dude look at that hobo with the crazy hat, he's such a mustafas.

Normal Hobo: Dude look at that dirty ass hobo.

by RamboGunther November 8, 2006

Mustache Mafia Initiation

A series of embarassing and discusting things that you must go through in order to be inducted into the Mustache Mafia.

Ewww... you have to do the Mustache Mafia Initiation. Good Luck with that!!

by katielynncourtt March 24, 2011

Wiener Mustache

Some guy putting his dong on some bitch's upper lip. Looks like a mustache made out of cold hard cock.

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU FILTHY WHORE! I'M GUNNA WAIT TILL YOU FALL ASLEEP TONIGHT, AND I'M GUNNA GIVE YOU A WIENER MUSTACHE. THEN I'M GUNNA GUT YA LIKE A FISH AND RAPE THE CORPSE! BITCH!

by Butthole Brigade January 13, 2009

finger mustache

When you get a tattoo of a mustache on your finger.

Mostly intended for comedic purposes.

"Your new finger mustache tattoo is too funny!"

by BlitheNIne April 7, 2016

Mustafa Shopping Centre

Singapore’s popular hangout for migrant workers, and a destination of choice for budget tourists, which is arguably ground zero for the high number of corona infected cases that had plagued the “fine” island-state.

Although safe distancing measures were in place at the dormitories long before the lockdown started on April 7, with thousands of migrant workers socializing and shopping at Mustafa Shopping Centre on their off days, it’d have been a miracle or modern-day Passover had God graciously and completely spared the mostly Hindu and Muslim migrants from the coronavirus.

by MathPlus January 5, 2021