Muffercut

Uppercut to a vagina.

If Bonquiqui won't stop hassling you, maybe she needs a good muffercut.

by AFLFD June 21, 2019

Muffet

‘Muffet’ meaning ‘total lack of ability to google a subject someone doesn’t know ANYTHING (EVEN BASIC) ABOUT and yet, a subject on which they have a remarkably strong opinion’

-Breast milk ain't even vegan smfh
+Number 1 MUFFET OF THE DAY

by vorganicpotato December 2, 2019

Muffett

A person that lectures you while wearing a medical mask.

I can't understand a word that muffett is saying.

by anonymous April 21, 2021

Muffet

verb to lose one’s shit over a spider. Usually accompanied by a high-pitched squeal or scream.

This tarantula sized spider descended on a web from my sun visor while I was driving, and I totally muffeted.

by Nonsensicalmetoo March 18, 2022

Muffer

Like a buffing, but with a muff.

I gave Bruce Willis' glorious, bald head head a muffer.

by Philatio January 12, 2023

muffer

When a person rubs their vagina on a bald head, essentially ‘buffing’ the head with their muffer.

‘I would love to give Bruce Willis a muffer’

by labiarabia January 12, 2023

Muffet

Muffet, while a word with many contexsts, in this defenition will be disscussed as the character from the popular 2015 indie video game RPG, undertale.

Muffet is the main boss of Hotland, and uses a purple soul mode that makes the player be limited in movement with strings.
Her most threatening attack is her pet, who's name is curenttly unknown, that bites at the player as they scurry up.
Muffet is one of the few characters in undertale who moves the bulllet box, and she also has a text quirk, where most of it ends with a "~"

Muffet holds much love for her fellow spiders yet seems more cruel to the likes of monsters and humans.
In the true pacifist ending Muffet is able to afford a spider bakery that she runs with her fellow spiders.

Shes also the hotest character in the game because I said so

Person A: " What was your favourite undertale boss?"
Person B: "Oh, Mettaton!"
Person A: "Sweet! Mine was Muffet"

by DontAsk_ThisWasAJoke April 27, 2023