Russian Microwave

The act of farting under a blanket and voluntarily sticking their own head under it to admire their flatulence. Also known as, giving yourself a dutch oven.

Me: Dude, did you just give yourself a russian microwave?
You:Heck yes! And my russian microwave smelled amazing!

by HottieWitABodii69 February 19, 2011

Microway

mi·cro·way

Noun, verb /ˈmīkrəˌwāy/

1. An electronic cooking appliance used primarily by Australian former surfing champions with unruly hair, an orchiectomy and gang affiliations.

2. An oven which uses an electromagnetic way with a waylength in the range 0.001–0.3 m, shorter than that of a normal radio way but longer than those of infrared radiation in order to cook food.

3. Microways are used in radar, in communications, and for heating in microway ovens and in various industrial processes.

Microwayed, past participle; microwayed, past tense; microways, 3rd person singular present; microwaying, present participle.

Not to be confused with the fictional kitchen appliance, 'microwave'

Put it in the microway, mate

by mrslilley October 18, 2011

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson was an extraordinary entertainer and visionary and a gifted musician who, unfortunately, was also the target of human evil. Despite giving so much pleasure to the world through his music and humanitarianism, he was wildly successful and rich, thereby drawing to himself charlatans, hucksters and just plain ol' greedy bastards—most of whom were members of the media. Jackson was also surprisingly shy, which explains why he didn't bare his private life to the world, thereby leaving him vulnerable to destructive tabloid speculation and ugly gossip. Ultimately, Jackson will go down in the annals of music history as one of the greatest entertainers who ever lived, as well as a kind and generous human being. I wish his well-raised children nothing but good memories.

Michael Jackson deserves to be lauded and applauded.

by LibelFreeZone December 10, 2012

mickeymousing

Performing an ostentatious but meaningless act in an attempt to appear more important or competent than one is. Also mickeymouse. May be used as a verb, noun or adjective.

1. There is an election coming up, so the usual band of mediocre politicians are sure to mickeymouse at the airport when our Olympic medallists are welcomed home.

2. He changed all the street names and repainted the bus shelters, but that was just mickeymousing to distract people from his incompetence as mayor.

3. Our mickeymousing CEO is at it again, loudly blaming everyone but himself for the disastrous decline of the company since he took over.

by mynah1 January 28, 2010

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.

Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....

by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008

Michael Phelps Syndrome

Michael Phelps Syndrome, or MPS for short, is an affliction whereby females mistakenly believe that a male is attractive based on his accomplishments or social status, despite his hideous appearance.

For the male version of MPS, see Miley Cyrus Syndrome.

Jenna: Wow, Michael Phelps is so hot.
Jane: No, you're just blinded his eight gold medals.
Jenna: But he's so cute.
Jane: Are you kidding? He looks like a retarded fish. You've clearly got Michael Phelps Syndrome.

by BBC_Entertainment March 13, 2009

michael j fox

Michael J Fox is one of the American most beloved and respected movie/TV stars. He is best known for his boyish good looks, frenetic charm, and remarkable comic timing. In his successful acting career, he portrayed two world wide known characters : one is the young conservative republican Alex P Keaton in the 80s hit TV show "family ties" and the other is the time traveling teen hero Marty Mcfly in the classic movie trilogy "back to the future". Both characters had enormous impact on the entire generation of people who grew up in the 80s. Alex P Keaton has been voted among the top 20 most memorable TV characters of all time for countless times. Unfortunately, Michael J Fox's acting career was cut short due to his health. In recent years Fox has won more respects from the public for his tireless fight against the Parkinson's disease, his leadership in advocating for PD awareness and his passion for the cause of finding a cure for millions of PD sufferers including himself.

"Pain is temporary, film is forever." -Michael J Fox

"Nobody would choose to have a disease visited upon them. Still, Parkinson's forced me to make a fundamental life decision: adopt a siege mentality - or embark upon a life journey." -Michael J. Fox

"One's dignity may be assaulted, vandalized and cruelly mocked, but cannot be taken away unless it is surrendered." -Michael J. Fox

by APK24 May 31, 2007