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muff-capping

"Did she get to go out with that guy"
"No her friend's an expert at muff-capping"
by crispyrolls93 December 3, 2014
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muff tummy

A super 70's bush that spreads from the tummy to the tush.
Dude, check out that girls happy trail!

That's not a happy trial. That's a muff tummy. You can tell because it grows all the way to her butt.
by BOLT_GANG December 18, 2015
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muff cuffed

When a person is utterly and completely controlled by a female partner: see pussy whipped
When James changed religions after dating his newest girlfriend, I could only be led to assume that James is muff cuffed
by @TheReptile September 23, 2016
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Muff-Martyr

One who promotes their homosexuality to advance their popularity, celebrity status, or political gain.
That one muff-martyr that played "Doogie Howser" was back in the news today:
by Bulldog fan October 13, 2016
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Muff Nuggets

The female version of dangle berries, where dried up clumps of cum & other fluids collect in bundles of various sizes towards the ends of her pubic hair
"Bruv, I pulled down her panties and bumped into the meanest collection of muff nuggets I've ever seen!"
by Busted Gumboot January 18, 2017
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muffchunk

A word of such magnitude that it has several meanings depending on what part of the world you live in:-

1. Generic name for a Lady garden aka Vageen
2. Where a solid portion of Yellow Muff discharge is deposited into ones lady gusset .

3. The extremely fortunate event where a man vomits into vagina.
1. Oooh errr that's a nice well-kept muffchunk you have their my dear! Why thank you kind sir It’s had one careful owner and has a full service history to match.

2. To avert yet another day of constant floor cleaning I had better wear the appropriate apple catchers to contain all of my muffchunks.

3. Thank you my Darling husband for the Muffchunk let me have a shower and we can do it all again after lunch! We’re having Eggs Benedict. Nice!!!!
by Muffchunk May 4, 2018
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muffilin

Rubbing your pussy on someone like boys teabag
#muffiling
by Dom Fruit February 19, 2018
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