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Math Con-sultant

A symbol-minded person who knows all 64 main intimate positions, including their 200+ variations, but struggles to get a date except with bots or digital dolls.
Guesstimate how many folks in academia, who consult or moonlight for publishing houses worldwide, are in fact math con-sultants, whose names on textbook covers could potentially yield a higher adoption rate among local or regional schools, especially among titles-minded teachers and parents.
by MathPlus May 1, 2023
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Neece Mates

Used when describing close acquaintances whose banter or chat can only be described as smelly or stinky. Usually talking crap to gain cred or being perceived as cool, their chat typically achieves the opposite.
Usage: Steph Byrd has such neece mates, they've got such stinky chat.

Further Examples of neece mates:

Neece Mate 1 - Hello mate, I’ve just sunk 8 snakey bakeys in a row. I’m cruising on the A banter to Lashville.

Neece Mate 2 - Do my guns look big in this?

Neece Mate 3 - I have a mate of a mate of a mate who can sink 12 snakey bakeys in 5 seconds and then he eats the glass because he is such a ‘LAD’
by neecebants August 18, 2009
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Alabama Soul Mates

I met my cousin, Carmine, at my family reunion and we’re married now. We’re Alabama Soul Mates!
by alabamasoulmate March 1, 2019
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Bad at math

Your trash at math, probably because you are on TikTok, Instagram, Snapchat or any other social media platforms. Or because your thinking about her/him, knowing they don’t want you back.
I’m bad at math because of HER.
by BADaTMATH January 4, 2021
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Get Your Math Jab!

When educators worldwide join forces to pose grades pre-K–12 Covid-19-related math questions, and to encourage students to have a shot at them, which aims at honing their problem solving skills and protecting them against illogical or irrational thinking.
With millions of people presently being vaccinated against COVID-19, the time couldn’t be more apt during this pandemic for math teachers and homeschoolers to promote the “Get Your Math Jab!” slogan to their students and children.
by MathPlus April 30, 2021
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Joe Biden Math

To make up some magical fairytale number that sounds good.
Damn your boy must be using Joe biden math cause he’s about 3 beers deep.
by Feastmodechevy February 21, 2022
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mathan

A Mathan is a sub planetary dildo from interstellar space.
Take that Mathan out of my girlfriend!!!
by cockdsfagefhg April 21, 2008
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