Dirty Landon

Putting your penis into another man's mouth and then throat fuck him violently. Then Ben comes along and Cleveland steamers the two of u.

I got dirty landoned

by My P.p June 3, 2025

“Get Landoned”

When someone ask for advice/ideas/suggestions for anything in their life, but immediately disregards any ideas provided and states he/she already solved it 3 months ago.

A - “Hey do these flyers look good or should I change it?”
B - “One minor change is to the font, but that’s it”
A - “You big dumb fuck dawg, I shipped these flyers 3 months ago”

“Get Landoned” big dawg

by Mcsmitttty February 24, 2026

Maga Lardo

What Mar-a-Lago has become.

Mar-a-Lago used to be nice, but since it's turned into Maga Lardo, no one goes there any more.

by themoe October 22, 2025

Maga Lardo

What Mar-a-Lago turned into.

Mar-a-Lago used to be a nice place, but ever since it turned into Maga Lardo, no one wants to go there any more.

by themoe October 22, 2025

grand larsony

What Zeus accused Prometheus of when da latter stole fire to give to Man.

Poseidon's "name dat starts wif da last letter of da alphabet" brother had little room to talk in accusing anyone of "grand larsony", considering all of da awful and deeply-sinful misdeeds dat he himself committed!

by QuacksO December 23, 2025

Pulling a Larson

When you go over to someone's house, then take a fat, disgusting shit in said person's washroom.

I think Chad's dad was listening to me pulling a larson in his queen mary

by Turd Ferguson17 January 17, 2011

rachel and landon

a wonderful sexy couple. Often have sex(anal lovers)

oh your a rachel and landon have sex

by Rahcel and Landon June 15, 2017