Dill Knot

A small-impact statement describing the mental/social prowess (or lack thereof) of an individual.

Jason is a complete Dill Knot!! Can you believe how loud he yaps ALL DAY LONG??!!

by Mr. Comcastic August 26, 2010

boyscout knot

when two gay males tie their penis' into all the way from a single to quadruple knot, and then get erections in order to untie them and then proceed in order to cum all over each other.

Are we gonna do the boyscout knot tonight.

by SlappinEwoksLikeDemHoes October 25, 2010

e-knot

used in the phrase 'tie the e-knot', meaning to get married through the Internet.

The actor and the actress tied the e-knot yesterday because they had little time to get married in person.

by uttam maharjan November 30, 2010

Forever Knot

The resulting jumble after an individual attempts to untie a simple knot resulting in the strenuous and tedious endeaver taking ten times longer to undo than the original.

I was untying my shoes but made the mistake of pulling one wrong loop. Looks like I'll be attempting to solve the forever knot for the next 5 days.

by kornwhole December 8, 2010

Whopper Knot

a stack of money

"Whopper knots in my pocket" song addicted to it

by woofpacjkid January 14, 2011

Noggin knot

a profuse bump on the head...usually associated with falling down from too much alcohol consumption.

You are sporting a nice noggin knot there, Jimbo.

by Cratered MoonUnit January 23, 2011

Side Knot

When the knot on your shoe is tied to the side because of sitting with your one leg bent onto the other leg in order to tie your shoe, instead of bending over.

-"Man, I was too lazy this morning to bend over and tie my shoe."

-"I can tell, you have a Side Knot."

by jaminjason November 20, 2011